Thursday, April 24, 2008

Smooth Afternoon Sounds


To celebrate today's perfect Boat Weather, here are two sunkissed classics from yesteryear. This first needs no introduction:

Lionel Richie - Hello

Next, sun-dry your apricot slices on the soft, supple sounds of Neville & Ronstadt, with this classic cut from 1989:

Aaron Neville & Linda Ronstadt - Don't Know Much

Two Galaxies Colliding


Courtesy of the Hubble Space Telescope

We are small.

Monday, April 21, 2008

All-time faves: The Sailor Who Fell From Grace With The Sea


I meet a surprising number of Kris Kristofferson fans who have yet to see The Sailor Who Feel From Grace With The Sea, the 1976 film based on the 1963 novel by Yukio Mishima. Part Love Story, part A Clockwork Orange, The Sailor Who Fell From Grace... is a double-sided story of a lonesome sailor (Kristofferson) who falls in love with a widow, and her son, who at first idolizes the sudden father-figure in his life, but succumbs to the influence of his fellow schoolmates and soon plots to do him in. Schizophrenic film-making at its very best.

Friday, April 18, 2008

OMG, Finally!!!


File this under "I can't believe it really took this long to happen". I am just as guilty as the next guy of actually believing Isiah Lord Thomas could possibly turn the burning building that is the New York Knicks around. Finally, after all the losses and sexual harassment lawsuits, the Knicks have dumped that sorry sack over the bridge. My nomination for next coach, Charles Oakley

A Hard Day's Night @ Film Forum This Weekend


This was originally going to be the main feature of my weekend preview but work is exceptionally busy with my cohort and partner-in-crime Mark Cheney gone to England for his 30th birthday. In his honor (or perhaps, to celebrate the 90th anniversary of United Artists), Film Forum is presenting a double feature all weekend long of two of Richard Lester's best known works, The Knack, and How To Get It, and A Hard Day's Night. I say this is a Must-See, if you've never seen it before or have yet to see it on the big screen, soundtrack rolling off tape. If you've any curiousity or skepticism of insight into the Beatles, this film will lay them all to rest and have you thirsting for more. All weekend long, @ 2:30, 6:00, & 9:20 PM. Tix are $10.50

Thursday, April 17, 2008

This Fucking Rules



(from the Associated Press) "Researchers from the Cleveland Metroparks Zoo have discovered a rare giant turtle in northern Vietnam — a find that carries great scientific and cultural significance. Swinhoe's soft-shell turtle was previously thought to be extinct in the wild."

I guess no matter how alien or alone you can feel sometimes, it must really suck being a species thought to be extinct.

Hillary & Obama "debate": Slugfest '08


Well, last night was another humdinger. Obama answered tough questions like, "What about the Wright controversy?" and, "Can you respond to claims that you are an elitist?", while Hillary apologized for "misremembering" her Bosnia sniper story. Seriously, can we get back to the issues here? I can't take any more of this. I'm not sure which is making me more naseous, the constant media barrage on Barack Obama's character, or this Tylenol Advanced Allergy cold medicine I'm on.

Now for something equally as nauseating:



Jon Secada - Just Another Day

Where Are They Now: Rue McClanahan


Best known for her portrayal of southern strumpet Blanche Devereaux on the hit 1980's television series The Golden Girls, Rue McClanahan (pictured above at a book signing for her recent memoir, My First Five Husbands...And The Ones Who Got Away) simply refuses to gracefully daystroll her way south down the Miami Beach boardwalk of her life. She has recently appeared as Madam Morrible in the Broadway production of Wicked, as well as a recent one woman production of The Vagina Monologues (fire up the Sanka for that one). She can currently be seen in The Other Boleyn Girl, opposite Scarlett Johansson + Natalie Portman, in Theaters now.

Wednesday, April 16, 2008

The Secret Diary Of Adrian Mole, aged 13 3/4


For about two or three months now, I've been trying to remember the name of one of my favorite books as a thirteen year old. Several brain cells fewer owing to various chemicals over the years, my memory ain't what it used to be. I couldn't remember the book and refused to have a bash at it over the internet. Like most good things, I figured, it'd come back to me in time.

The reason for my renewed interest in this book owes to a cousin of mine who turns thirteen in a few months. I tried to think of something I could give to her which wouldn't be just some lame gift from an adult. It made me realize how far from thirteen I had come (which is hard to believe, in and of itself). I tried to remember the things that really affected me at that age. All the things that came to mind were either books or music. I can't wrap my head around most of the music kids now are listening to, even though I'm surrounded by it a great deal of the time, and besides, kids have all different kinds of tastes. But I remembered this book I read. It was maybe the second or third book I'd ever read cover to cover in a day (the first being The Phantom Tollbooth) I remember it almost like it was yesterday. It was May 1992, and I was sitting in the back of a van riding up to New Hampshire for some weekend camping with a few other kids at my school. The book follows a thirteen year old boy thru a year at school. Oddly enough, it was written by a woman. The boy is smart and perceptive, but he continuously misinterprets the events unfolding around him. It squeezed some real feeling out of me.

Three nights ago the name of the book came to me in a flash: The Secret Life Of Adrian Mole, aged 13 3/4. It arrived completely out of nowhere, as if my mind all of a sudden subconsciously decided to remember the name of an old friend. There is a good chance I will be re-reading this sometime soon; regardless, I've found a gift for my cousin.

(note: the cover of my original copy of this book is entirely different than that of the one pictured above. Think old maroon paperback Catcher In The Rye only forest green. I can't seem to find it anywhere on the web)

Tuesday, April 15, 2008

"Feeling" Nirvana


I was thirteen years old when Nevermind came out. I still remember sleeping over my friend Steve Spooner's house watching Smells Like Teen Spirit debut on MTV (ah, music videos, those were the days!) I remember being fourteen years old in the Summer of '93, right before my sophomore year in high school, reading all the music mags, anticipating Nirvana's album coming out at the end of Summer. I swear, I wish I could describe the feeling I had for Kurt. He knew. I remember hitting play for the first time on In Utero. From the very first chord of Serve The Servants, I knew. He hadn't let me down. I can't really describe that emotion, but it was powerful.

It was only a few months later when The Beavis and Butt-head Experience came out on CD. I was on thanksgiving break from boarding school, and there couldn't possibly have been two things I was more in love with at the time than Beavis and Butt-head, and Nirvana. Lo and behold, the very first track on the album was a Nirvana song!!!! Can you believe it??? But the thing that really stopped my heart was the song. I Hate Myself And Want to Die was an outtake from In Utero and rightly belonged on that album, were it not for Kurt fearing the mass audience would miss the (saracastic) intonations. But that song stopped me right in my tracks. I've never forgotten how it made me feel, and it would be a waste of my time to make any attempt to describe how or why it did. In stead, i'll leave you with it, plus two more songs which, in the days before downloads, I obsessed entirely over, years ago, when I was more young.

Nirvana - I Hate Myself And Want To Die

Nirvana - Curmudgeon

Nirvana - Sappy

Daily Deuce - The Zombies


Here's a new segment that I'm calling the Daily Deuce. I know, I know. All of my segments are new. Just go with it. Today's daily deuce focuses on another all-time favorite british group of mine from the 60's, The Zombies In 2002, the band remixed into stereo their entire Decca catalog, which had previously only been available in Mono, and which also only consisted of two full-length LP's and a few singles. I'm generally not a fan of remixes, especially ones thirty-six years in the making. However, the entire band were present for these remixes, and they sound incredibly faithful to the original mono masters. Being the wide-stereo sucker that I am, I just had to have this one. Anyways, here are two stand-out tracks from one of my fave bands that just barely got going before calling it quits, The Zombies.

The Zombies - The Way I Feel Inside (from Begin Here)

The Zombies - How We Were Before (Indication single B-side)

Early Season Stick-Work, Revisited

Not to overestimate my own ability to personally affect the outcome of a Major League Baseball game, but be it sheer coincidence that upon praising Nate McLouth's early season performance, the guy unloads off Los Angeles Dodgers ace closer Takashi Saito for a go-ahead three-run dongy in the top of the 9th to lead the Pirates to a 6-4 come from behind victory? I think not.

Dude, Seriously?

From something heavy to something, um, creepy... Trolling the internet as I do when I'm sick in bed (or at work) I thought it a good idea at the time to make a definitive list of mega-cheesy love songs from the 70's, 80's & today. I didn't get too far. In fact, I stopped dead in my tracks scrolling through the Michael Bolton Discography when I came across this gem: Touch You: The Best Of. Is this guy serious? I mean, its bad enough someone thought it a good idea for him to grace the cover in a wife beater and all. Shouldn't this guy be a registered Sex Offender by now? I feel like I need a shower. Anyways, in honor of Mr. Sensitivity here, a "hit" from his album Touch You

Michael Bolton - How Am I Supposed To Live Without You?

I find it amusing at the same time how misleading Greatest Hits packages can be. I present for you, Exhibit A:

The Essential Kenny G

i rest my case.

WTF So-Called "Liberal" Media?

I am really frustrated over the media-wide sensationalism regarding Barack Obama's "bitter" remarks regarding Pennsyvlannia voters at a San Francisco fundraiser last week. Here is what he actually said (which was suprisingly hard to find on the internet):

“You go into these small towns in Pennsylvania and, like a lot of small towns in the Midwest, the jobs have been gone now for 25 years and nothing's replaced them,” he continued, “And they fell through the Clinton administration, and the Bush administration, and each successive administration has said that somehow these communities are going to regenerate and they have not,” Obama went on. “And it's not surprising then they get bitter, they cling to guns or religion or antipathy to people who aren't like them or anti-immigrant sentiment or anti-trade sentiment as a way to explain their frustrations.”

So far, voices across the internet and television, and print have been in unison declaring Obama as elitist & out of touch, as well as decreeing this as a major political blunder. Mary Matelin on Meet The Press declared that this proves Obama is not the "different kind of politician" he claims to be.

Is everyone taking crazy pills here? This remark highlights exactly how Obama offers a new direction for America. He is dead-on here. People need to wake up. The Republican party's meat & potato issues for ordinary, working-class Americans (whom the party has long-ago left behind) over the past 40 years have been guns, abortion, and religion. It has always amazed me how people vote against their better interests because of those three key issues. Like, poor people vote for Republicans because they hear "lower taxes" and they automatically assume more money in their pocket. They don't realize that their lower taxes are also (much) lower taxes for the wealthy, fewer government programs which benefit EVERYONE (like new roads, bridges, hospitals, mass transportation, corporate regulation *airline industry*- do any of these things sound like problems?) & more money for public education. In fact, I would say its part of the insidiousness of the conservative charge that they put LESS money into public education, hence denying poor, working class Americans a decent education so as to be able to see past Guns, or Religion, or Abortion to the actual problems, like kids going into their schools and blowing people away.

Obama represents something new for this country for the fact that he has the balls to tell it like it is, which is precisely one of the things he has touted about himself from the get-go. I find it extremely troubling that everywhere I turn I read, see, hear someone decrying Obama's elitism, or calling him out of touch, yet it took me a half an hour googling on the internet to find the exact comments he made, and all over the blogs, & television & post & daily news are criticisms without providing the original context. I think people need to take a long, hard look at this and appreciate the opportunity we have here, to have a leader, finally, who has the courage to tell it like it is.

Monday, April 14, 2008

All-time Faves: Yesterday...and Today

One of my favorite albums as a kid was my mom's cassette tape of The Beatles' Yesterday...and Today Most Beatles fans know that until Sgt. Pepper came out, Beatles' albums in the U.S. were released in different versions than those in England. Capitol Records did this to squeeze every ounce of profit out of the Beatles that then could. Anyways, when the Beatles' catalog was released on CD in 1987, Capitol rectified this by releasing only the British versions of their records. Aside from the fact that those albums were (poorly) remixed at the time, there were only few notable differences. One of the main differences were in three songs from Yesterday...and Today: Dr. Robert, And Your Bird Can Sing, and I'm Only Sleeping. The versions of these three songs were different mixes than the versions that were released on Revolver, and were never released on CD. Hence, the only way to hear these versions, the ones I grew up with, are to hear them on vinyl. But Hark!!! Technology exists to rip vinyl to digital now!!!! Here is the original Yesterday... and Today mix of I'm Only Sleeping, one of my favorite songs ever!!!

The other song I'm posting is the American (Capitol) version of Help! complete with James Bond-esque guitar intro. This is from the recent Beatles Capitol Records Box Set. You gotta hear the sound quality on this. Its like hearing it all over again for the first time! So, without further ado:

The Beatles - I'm Only Sleeping (Original Yesterday... and Today mix)

The Beatles - Help! (US Version)

I Killed The Count

I just watched the three part episode I Killed The Count from season two of Alfred Hitchcock presents. This episode features John Williams (from Dial M for Murder) as Inspector Davidson, a Scotland Yard detective trying to solve a murder of which three men have confessed.

More Music, Born of Boredom

Two songs from my favorite Polvo album, Today's Active Lifestyles.

Polvo - My Kimono

Polvo - Sure Shot

Impressive Early Season Stick-Work

Nate McLouth of the Pittsburgh Pirates is off to a fantastic start this season. I always root for homegrown guys on perennially disappointing teams. I hope McLouth can bring back an heir of respectability to the Pirates, who were one of the most dominating teams in baseball in the heydays of my youth, the early 90's.

A Beginning

here i am, sick in bed, deciding to nurse my narcissistic impulses and flaunt my innermost obsessions for all the world to soak in.

dig this:
The Breeders - Climbing the Sun